The Origins Of Don Flamenco (Humor)

Whilst playing Punch-Out!!, have you wondered about the backstory behind the fighters in the game? I’ve thought about it a couple of times, mostly with Heike Kagero from Super Punch-Out! I believe we all wonder what the story is behind him/her.

While the mystery still remains behind Kagero’s origins, we do know how one of the Punch-Out!! fighters came to be — Don Flamenco. This is a funny, creative story written by Toe Fu of emtoast.com. Here’s an excerpt…

Soon a meeting of brilliant brains occurred as the scientist rounded up a group of fellow impotent lab laborers to collaborate on their greatest experiment yet – create a poon pursuing pugilist they could all vicariously live through. After many delays due to numerous siestas, the fruit of their perverted and violent intentions came to life. An animated homunculus packed with pounds of paella, gallons of gazpacho, and the plasma of a freshly felled matador. Loosely named after his creator, Don Flamenco was thrust into the world of banging Barcelona babes and training to be a squared circle contender. Months of rigorous workouts and exhibition matches followed as he climbed the ranks of the boxing Major Circuit all while laying his churro down to sultry Spaniard shorties.

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